May 2013
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prozack:
liketheesun:
thetallblacknerd:
tarynel:
thetallblacknerd:
I find it comical when women think I care about
Stretchmarks If one titty is slightly bigger than the other Birthmarks Fat areas Bumps or discoloration Cellulite Sweat Morning breath Human flaws
If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth...
April 2013
17 posts
Some Harry Potter Facts.
Daniel Randcliffe's favorite HP book is Chamber of Secrets, Emma Watson's favorite HP book is Prisoner of Azkaban and Rupert Grint's favorite HP book is The Goblet of Fire.
Neville asked the Sorting Hat to be put in Hufflepuff because he found Gryffindor's reputation bravery intimidating.
Most of the members of the Black family are named after stars.
Voldemort cannot love because he was conceived under the effects of a Love Potion.
The first Harry Potter novel was published in 1998, the same year that the final Battle of Hogwarts take place. "I open at the close."
J.K. Rowling has said that when she took an online Sorting Hat quiz it sorted her into Hufflepuff.
Both Sirius and Fred, Hogwarts pranksters from different generations, died laughing.
Tom Marvolo Riddle is also an anagram for "immortal odd lover."
Slytherin house was the first and last house mentioned in the series.
October 9 of 1995, Dumbledore's Army meets in the Room of Requirement for the first time to practice the Disarming Charm.
In the movie scene "Nineteen Years Later", Tom Felton's girlfriend Jade Gordon makes an appearance as Draco's wife, Astoria Greengrass.
Voldemort is bald because this way people can't use his hair in a Polyjuice Potion.
Ron's Patronus is a Jack Russel Terrier, which are know for chasing otters. Hermione's Patronus happens to be an otter.
Voldemort's Boggart would take the shape of his own corpse, since death was his greatest fear.
Voldemort was 71 years old when he died on May 2, 1998.
A Patronus is a physical representation of one's soul. Since James Potter's is a stag and Lily's is a doe, they are literally soul mates.
Molly Weasley's brothers Gideon and Fabian were killed by Death Eaters in the first war.
Even though he feared death, Voldemort could not become a ghost because his soul was so damaged.
George would never be able to evoke a Patronus Charm after Fred's death.
A Patronus often mutates to take the image of the love one's life because they so often become the happy thought that generates a Patronus.
Bellatrix Lestrange is actually in love with Voldemort.
After Kingsley Shacklebolt became the new Minister of Magic, he told all who participated in the Battle of Hogwarts they could have a job as an Auror without N.E.W.T.s.
Snape hates Neville so much because Neville could have been the other Chosen One, meaning that Lily would have survived.
The third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia (love potion) was that of Ron's hair.
Minerva McGonagall played on the Gryffindor Quidditch team while she attended Hogwarts.
The Elder Wand is the only known wand in existence with a hair from the tail of a Thestral at its core.
Dumbledore was gay, and he was in love with Grindelwald.
littleredstriderhood:
the-vashta-nerada:
one time in my english class the teacher gave us a written assignment to basically explain how the book we were reading ended and this one kid just wrote “with a period” and he got full credit
my english teacher told a story once how he told the class to wrote a 5 paragraph essay on a brick and a student wrote “5 paragraph essay” and taped it to the...
whorgie:
the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up
bigbardafree:
switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover
Tron [1982] -- Review by Roger Ebert →
March 2013
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February 2013
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November 2012
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August 2012
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Laughing Squid →
July 2012
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“Sex is not a goddamn performance.
Sex should feel as natural as drinking...”
– (via it-slowly-rises)
April 2012
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September 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Home Brewing
So.
Ive taken my first steps into home brewing a few weeks ago. Months really. Its started with my friends, but it seems like we cant find a time that all works out for us most of the time. SO, Ive started to make my own brews when I do have the time outside of both school and work.
My first creation was a homemade boozy version of Ginger Ale. I was very surprised as to how hight the alcohol...
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June 2011
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April 2011
3 posts
FAP FAP FAP AT THE LIBRARY! →
self-explanatory? maybe.
Look at porn on library computer, walk to bathroom with raging hardon anyway. Take care of business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3nV6WqA4Y0&feature=... →
No matter how horrible of a mood I may be in, Gene Wilder…what a God among men, makes me feel better.
March 2011
13 posts
Exercised for the first time in a month. I had forgotten how horribly out of shape I am…
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn't...
charlottelouise-:
THIS SHIT IS STUPID. BUT NOT RISKING IT.
NOT RISKING IT.
JUST IN CASE.
dont hurt my momma
this is stupid but im not risking it:L<3
i love my mum too much to not reblog.
Why does tumblr do this to me?
fuckyou tumblr.
far too risky not to reblog D:
